Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Walmart

The way I see it, Walmart is just one big place for 4 year olds to get out of the way. Today I went shopping with mom and dad for travel supplies. I have a question for the people that make Walmart: Why on planet earth would you put a rack of sunglasses and bracelets smack in the middle of the main isle? And here's one for old ladies that shop there: Don't you think I can see you a mile away with that stare that tells me I'm in the way??? Get real old ladies. I didn't see any neon signs anywhere saying that you slow pokes have the right of way. SHEESH. And the way they look at you and your parents when all you are doing is looking at bracelets and running around the display. Come on. GET REAL.

I guess if you are going to shop at Walmart, you should accept the fact that old ladies can't stand having to maneuver their carts around skinny little girls that take up 1 twentyeth of the isle ...and Walmart sets it up that way. When I get bigger, I'm going to be the boss of the people that design these places. Then after that, I'll make yellow neon signs saying that 4 year olds have the right of way.

Suckers!

2 comments:

Karen Nieuwhof said...

I am so in agreement with you Alyssa Li. You're a smart girl.

Loving your blog. Funny and wise at the same time. :D

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