A: Um...that's like asking "what's the point of having both hands?" You see, if you took one of your hands away, you'd only be able to hang half as long off a razor-blade wire hanging 20,000 feet over a bucket of iodine. You'd really appreciate having another hand at a moment like that wouldn't you? Cause then you could relax a bit more. Well it's the same with 2 TVs. Here's why: Let's say mom (the razor-blade wire) came in the livingroom while you were watching Hanna Montana (your only hand), then she changed the channel because you were watching TV already for 5.5 hours - and you freak out at her because you're totally engrossed in the tube, so you don't even know she's talking to you until you see Hanna Montana change into Ellen Degeneres (you letting go of the wire).
You think "What the heck???" - and then you say "What the heck???" (in a kind-of-rude way, but just rude enough to make your mother flip out, but you think she's way overreacting) and your mother orders you outside to play in the snow (the bucket of iodine).
Now, tell me you don't think a second hand would come in handy when Ellen Degeneres appears on the scene. Does anybody besides mom get her sense of humor? Anyway, are you still reading this? If you are, you must be seriously trying to tie it all together in your head. Well you can't because your not 7 like me. Anyway, the whole entire point here is that only having 1 TV will leave you having to endure the pain of Ellen Degeneres, which is similar to falling in a bucket of iodine after you sliced your hands up and fell 20,000 feet.
GET IT???
You need at least 2 TVs so you never have to play in the snow. Sheesh...slow people. You want proof that you're slow? I said sliced your hand"s" up. You only sliced 1 hand up - DUH!!!
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