Royal Groceries

Q: What do you think of the Royal Wedding?

A: I think I just threw up in my mouth. Gasp...gag...ewwww, disgusting!

Oh, sorry, ...make way for the perfect, fairy-tale couple that behaves and waves in a very specific way, is lavished with luxury and riches beyond the common man's comprehension, and parades around on horses playing polo or attending galas and balls , whilst the rest of the world struggles with the reality of having to buy groceries.

Ew...there's that taste again.