Saturday, October 29, 2011

Reasons for NOT dating on Halloween



Reasons for NOT dating on Halloween:
  1. Your date could possibly chain-saw your waiter in half. That wouldn't be good. I've never seen it done, but I'm sure it would be tricky to order desert after that.
  2. Curfew is 8PM in most places. That's hardly enough time for a date. Yeah, let's go trick-or-treating at 6PM, finish at 7PM, and then drive to the movies and be back by 8. NO time for POPCORN!!!
  3. What if your date is a Zombie? Zombies can completely get in the way of a good night out!! They usually want to eat your brains for starters. The good thing is, they are usually slow creatures that are easy to outrun, but in high numbers and in confined spaces they can be fatal. So stick to the mall if you date a zombie.
  4. You have to share your candy. That's JUST NOT happening.
  5. I wouldn't call ugly costumes conversation starters...
  6. Your date might turn into a pumpkin. Wait, that's Cinderella. But it's thematic so get over it.
  7. And lastly, never date on Halloween because the ghouls in the air completely eradicate the love that should be. LAME-O!!! Ick. Ick. Ick.

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