Boys Are So Lucky!

My mom and dad are going on a big trip. They said I can't go, but my big brother can. They said it's not a vacation. When they explain it to me, how come they sound like Charlie Brown's teacher? You know..waah waah waah waah, etc. I don't think it's fair that I can't go. I even tried to tell them that I would be perfect and that they would not even notice that I was there. For some reason, my mom gave me a really weird look and called me sweetheart at the same time. I AM SO CONFUSED! What's the missing link here? I even told her that if I had a daughter I would take HER on a big trip. But she just mumbled something about my tune changing when I did have my daughter. Am I going to sing everything to my daughter? My mom is so good at changing the subject.

I guess if you want to go on a big trip with your parents, you'll have to convince them that you're not the sweetheart that they think you are. Better yet...be born as a boy next time...BOYS ARE SO LUCKY!!!