Q: Why is there a bomb in your hand?
A: Why, that's not a bomb, silly. It's a bowling ball-shaped flower pot filled with an orange Gerbera flower. It's actually a genus of ornamental plants from the sunflower family (Asteraceae). Gerbera species bear a large capitulum with striking, two-lipped ray florets in yellow, orange, white, pink or red colours. The capitulum, which has the appearance of a single flower, is actually composed of hundreds of individual flowers (wikipedia).
I am shocked that you would assume such a thing. Is there a bomb in your hand? You should know I am all about flowers. Didn't you notice my shirt? I suppose that looks like a bomb, too? For heaven's sake, run for cover when you see the next flower bed you walk by.
KABOOM!
1 comment:
Holy mackeral, now that was really funny!!!!!! Nana
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