Politicalamity

Q: What are politics?

A: Glad you asked. Here's my Googled interpretation of what's out there:

It has something to do with why skilled hockey players do not get picked for the teams they deserve to be on. It's also why some people pay more taxes than others. And I even read that some parents who work really hard all their life, see a job advertised but they don't get hired because somebody's friend who doesn't even have the qualifications or experience gets the job.

But I think there's good politics and bad politics. I think we need more good ones though. Take George Bush for instance - the poor guy totally got a bad rap. Like remember the time when the airplanes knocked those buildings down? He was dragged through the mud over that, but I think he handled it great. For instance, in case you think his priorities were mixed up, he was actually reading a book to KIDS at the time! What was he supposed to do, NOT finish the book?? Jeesh. I know some people think he's an annoying goat, but George was a hero that day. And what's more, to ease the fear of the American people, George told them to go SHOPPING! Now that's a president!

That's right, Goerge! Remember kids: if your country's being terrorized and people are losing their lives, run to the nearest Walmart, empty your pockets, and fill your closets with as many Barbies as you can. George rocks!!. They say you don't need material things, but Barbies are a matter of national morale, people!!! Ask not what your country can do for you...

Mom knows what I mean. When someone close to us died a while ago, she went shopping for a new outfit and bought us all new shoes. We salute you too, mom.

Anyway, back to politicians...no matter who you vote for in life, a politician always wins anyway.