Oatmeal and Dead Barbies

Q: What made you decide to take up blogging again after your break?

A: First of all, I went on a hiatus. I do not take breaks - they are lame, and you don't get paid for them. It was more like a recess. Actually, Wikipedia says a hiatus is a recess. So why am I doing this again? I don't know...why is winter cold? Nobody knows. This is a really hard question come to think of it...it's like asking me why glue doesn't stick to the inside of a bottle.

I guess I started doing this again because Halloween is over. There's nothing else to do now. I'm sure if I went to someone's house with a pillow case anytime after October 31st, dressed like a dead Barbie, I'd get a few looks. What would you do? Anyway, besides, if I don't use my creative supernatural brain, it would turn to oatmeal dad says. I would guess there is alot of porridge in my 3 brother's heads if that's the case. By the way, Tim Hortons has oatmeal now for $1.99.

Anyway, whatever.

AL